You need to hear this. You really do.
Part two. The Novus – Frosty.
I have a frosty personality. I’m emotionally cold, arrogant, aloof, and unfriendly on most days. Today, I was at peak status. My work colleague Barbara has just had a child. Its name is Phil. I say it because I will never have a bairn and feel sick every time a parent pulls out their mobile phone to advertise their kids art. No, I don’t think Katie will be the next Picasso or Jonathan will be heralded as the best action painter the world has ever seen. To be honest, Barbara, I’d just wish you’d do your work and get a hobby. Sorry, that was brutal.
Not as bloodthirsty as The Novas new single, Frosty, though. It would probably punch Barbara in the face, grab her phone out of her hand and throw it out of the office window. Actually, that sounds like a good plan. I’m joking; I would never physically abuse anyone. The only time I would is if I was really pissed off while listening to Frosty. That’s why I’d advise the Independent Music News audience not to listen to this song when they’re annoyed or angry. Please don’t play it in the supermarket, in the car or on a bus. Otherwise, you’ll slap Doris for cutting you off on the roundabout or throw ten-year-old Phil in the ice cream freezer for coughing in your face.
I’m a jester today. Please don’t do any of the antics above. Respect everyone. But yes, Frosty will have a negative effect on your attitude, which I love. Your auntie, maybe not. The sinister vocals, the dirty guitar and bass riffs, the drummer making your heart beat faster and faster, all of it is naughty. Oh, pass the soap, I need to get clean again. No, I retract that last sentence. Play Frosty again; I’m going to strip down naked, light a couple candles and dance around the room. It’s time to embrace the freedom felt throughout Frosty, not reject it. No shower or bath for a week, no Barbara or any other work colleague, I’m booking time off work and getting down and messy with The Novus. Fuck Katie and Jonathan’s shitty art, this band have created a masterpiece.
If you want to join in the weirdness, press play on Frosty now:
Or you can reenact the music video for Frosty. Just don’t get arrested, ok? Cheers: